types of instructors

There are all sorts of instructors out there, some are good, some are bad, and some are downright weird. In general, instructors are all unique in there own way but, seem to be noticeably obvious to everyone. Here are some I noticed on a daily bases

10. the laid back instructor

This instructor tries the hardest too stay cool and in trend. They are the one that will come to practice  and be turned up more than the you are and flaunt it. They are also the ones to think of the coolest things to do in the show.

9. the bad attitude instructor

 

 

Like Abby Lee miller, they are always mad at everything. From the feet to the parents they are mad at it all. Also, just like Abby Lee, they can make an okay show even better!!!

 

 

8. the shady instructor

                        

the one who always has something to say after every move, every set, and every toss but, give a sadistic remark after everything and doesn't care, they  will never apologize for nothing and will always suspect worst out of you until you prove them wrong

7. the super excited instructor



They're the one with the over the top personality and makeup. Most likely, they teach 10 guards and never stops moving for nothing. They're probably not mellow at all.

6.the diva instructor

 

 

They act, think , breath, sleep, even dream like a diva. Literally head to toe, they are a total diva and if they were not, there would be no guard because they think they are the guard and that is that!!!

 

 

5. the lazy instructor

 

 

They will complain about not having anything, say I don't care, and just sit there. WATCH OUT FOR THEM!!!! They wont help you in this life.

4. the old school instructor

They would be the one who would make you drill march your whole winterguard show with the most difficult work ever. They are amazing but don't care what you say because old way is the best way!!

3.the cheap instructor

 

They want everything to be free. They probably reused your uniforms and silks from past shows and will keep reusing them over and over again. At the end of the day, they don't want to spend a dime on nothing.

 

2. the expensive instructor

Literally, they can go way over budget. They want the best for the show so, lamas silks, creative costumes, and designs and more and more glamorous stuff !!!

And 1. the perfect instructor

 

 

They are all of the ones before in one: aggressive, shady, fun, cool, old school, new school ,and just down right awesome!!! they are the punk rock Irving of the community and they respectfully earn it, only if we all had a personal perfect instructor, then we can probably all be great.

 

 

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