Top 10 Guard stereotypes

So there are soooo MANY stereotypes out there, guard guys and girls we just have to prove them wrong. So here are 10 guard stereotypes

10.Guard people are big Sluts

 This is obviously not true because we wouldn't have time to be whoring around because we are to busy practicing

Example:

                      

They are literally on pointe with each other, THAT takes talent!!!!!

9. Guard guys are totally gay-

 lets be honest, this has some truth to it but not all the way, I see it as the percent value as follow:

85% are usually gay

5% are usually bisexual

10% are usually straight

*these are rough measurements

This is because guard, in the past, has shown the more effeminate style rather than masculine style but, THIS IS NOT THE POINT, NOT ALL MEN ON GUARD HAVE TO BE GAY !!!!!!!!

8. the Guard is obsess with GLITTER!!!!!!!

No, this is really not true for a lot of people, There are a lot of people who hate glitter in guard, its a mess sometimes soooo...... loathe it maybe? But, honestly, This is actually not that attractive to guard guys and girls..

THIS IS

NOW THIS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!!

7. Guard kids are ugly

 do I have to mention

And there are many more, so if your reading this and your in guard, remember...

 

6. Guard people are fat

 AGAIN, DO I HAVE TO PROVE THIS WRONG

 

This is somewhat what true a lot of us go in guard bigger than what we use to be so, Yea some of them use to be big ............"USE TO''

5. We're not doing anything

 you right we're not doing anything, BUT EVERYTHING!!!!

 

 

 

4. we want to be cheerleaders

honestly, 

 

NAH I'm Good I like This more than that

 

3. The Guard cannot Dance

Hold on......

 

*flips hair dramatically

2. There are no benefits

Well how do people think we learn, Instructors, and what do they do????? THEY TEACH YOU!!!! Plus, there are many more things you can get into like costume design, floor design, and show creator so yea they can try, try, and try again  

 

1. We are a cult

 oh no, they've came on to us *gasp, ok whatever